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(Opera Music Playing Loudly), October 19, 2011 This review is from: Baccarat Zenith Long Chandelier, 24 Light (Misc.) (Turns down stereo playing 'O Zittr'e Nicht')
Oh, hello there, friend. I didn't see you come in. I was too busy being worldly. Please, have a seat over there, underneath my Candelabra. Renaldo will be by shortly with your Dalmore 62 and gold-flaked Macadamias.
What's that? You want to know where I found such a magnificent candelabra? Oh, well, it's just something I picked up during my travels. Part of the charm is that it's a one of a kind piece. There was once a rumor that Count Alexi of Poland had one just like it, right before the Waffen-SS tore his arms off with a horse pulley. But I find that hard to believe. Count Alexi was as cultured as an outhouse toilet seat.
You've seen it where? On Amazon.com? HA. I find that hard to believe. The internet is filled with nothing more than perverts and anarchist scum. Not cultured gentlemen such as myself. Look at this watch? This watch was hand crafted by Auguste Rodin. It runs on knowledge! Amazon.com...Oh... Read more
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| 2 of 2 people found the following review helpful (Opera Music Playing Loudly), This review is from: Baccarat Zenith Long Chandelier, 24 Light (Misc.) (Turns down stereo playing 'O Zittr'e Nicht')Oh, hello there, friend. I didn't see you come in. I was too busy being worldly. Please, have a seat over there, underneath my Candelabra. Renaldo will be by shortly with your Dalmore 62 and gold-flaked Macadamias. What's that? You want to know where I found such a magnificent candelabra? Oh, well, it's just something I picked up during my travels. Part of the charm is that it's a one of a kind piece. There was once a rumor that Count Alexi of Poland had one just like it, right before the Waffen-SS tore his arms off with a horse pulley. But I find that hard to believe. Count Alexi was as cultured as an outhouse toilet seat. You've seen it where? On Amazon.com? HA. I find that hard to believe. The internet is filled with nothing more than perverts and anarchist scum. Not cultured gentlemen such as myself. Look at this watch? This watch was hand crafted by Auguste Rodin. It runs on knowledge! Amazon.com...Oh... Read more |
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